ddm 01

00:03
GEORGE: I can't believe this.
JERRY: Oh, it won't be for that long.
GEORGE: How could I do this? How could I move back in with those
people? Please, tell me. They're insane. You know that.
00:11
JERRY: Hey, my parents are just as crazy as your parents.
GEORGE: How can you compare your parents to my parents?!
JERRY: My father has never thrown anything out. Ever!
GEORGE: My father wears his sneakers in the pool! Sneakers!
00:26
JERRY: My mother has never set foot in a natural body of water.
GEORGE:Listen carefully. My mother has never laughed.
Ever. Not a giggle, not a chuckle, not a tee-hee. Never went “Ha!”
JERRY: Smirk?
GEORGE: Maybe! And I'm moving back in there!
00:50
JERRY: I told you I'd lend you the money for the rent.
GEORGE: No, no, no, no. Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex.
It just completely changes the relationship. (Kramer stumbles in)
00:57
KRAMER: Alright. I'm ready. (To George) You know, I still don't understand;
why do you want to move back in with your parents?
GEORGE: I don't want to! I'm out of money! I got $714 in the bank.
KRAMER: Well, move in here.
JERRY: (surprised) What's that?
KRAMER: Why doesn't he just move in here?
GEORGE: (Sarcastic) Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna move in with him. He doesn't
even let you use the toilet!
01:20
KRAMER: You can move in with me, if you want.
GEORGE: (Sincerely) Thank you. I, uh, that might not work out.