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1(Verse 1)
3 a.m. coffee stains map the desk terrain
CNN anchors rap faster than my mom's "marry him" refrain
Worn-out test papers sprout mushroom clouds of stress
Every word in the dictionary flips me off, I confess
(Pre-Chorus)
Subjunctive mood plays Werewolf in my dreams
"Now listen" from the tape—liar vibes, toxic schemes
Translation stuck at "Chinese Culture"
My brain cells flee, requesting annual leave
(Chorus)
Dark circles hustle harder than panda diplomacy
Admission ticket sweats oceans in my palm's custody
Photoshopped TEM-8 cert glows on my phone screen
Power banks and melatonin—my love squad routine
(Verse 2)
Canteen auntie knows my code:
"No green onions, just brain cells in overload"
Friends post offers like "Heirs" drama scenes
My chat history? Spark English AI customer service memes
(Bridge)
Roommate's snores morph into cloze-test clues
Morning drills shatter succulents' morning dew
British lit churns in my gut, Shakespearean brew
Burps rhyme like sonnets—"Shall I compare thee to stew?"
(Chorus)
Answer sheets feel like scratch-off lottery thrills
Proctors rip seal tape like defusing bomb drills
When the bell rings at 0.01 seconds flat
The test paper smirks: "See you next year, comrade!"
(Outro)
Flunked-all-majors bro mocks my instant-noodle bet
But when that cert lights up my moldy wall silhouette
All those manic midnights turn to meme gold
DJing at TEM-8's grave—this BGM slaps bold
