Erinome: Hello everyone! Welcome to our daily news chat. I'm Erinome, and sitting next to me is Enceladus. Let's see what interesting news we have today!
Enceladus: Hi everyone! Let's start with the first one. The Ministry of Finance says that in 2026, the national social insurance fund budget income will be 13,089.039 billion yuan, up 3.9%. Wow, that's a big number! 3.9% growth, that sounds good for social insurance, right?
Erinome: Yeah, social insurance is important for people's life. A growing fund means maybe better support for everyone. Next, tax expert Li Xuhong says the government will gradually expand the scope of comprehensive individual income tax collection, and finally achieve a "more thorough combination" of comprehensive and classified taxation. Um, individual tax changes. So maybe more people will be in the comprehensive tax system? That might affect many workers.
Enceladus: Oh, I hope it's fair for everyone. Now, here's something about travel. Many platforms have "small print price increases" for cheap flight tickets, using default checkboxes to make people pay more without noticing. Oh no! That's not good. So when we buy tickets, we need to check the details carefully, right?
Erinome: Exactly! Don't let the "unconscious add-ons" trick you. Next, two departments will crack down on prominent problems in the jewelry and jade field, like "fake certificates, fake institutions, fake products, fake websites". Good! Fake things are bad for consumers. Hope this helps people buy real products.
Enceladus: For sure! No one wants to pay for fake stuff. Now, a 30-square-meter store in Guilin, Guangxi, opened 10 stalls to become a food court. Riders say most are pre-made dishes. Officials announced: it's closed for rectification, and related online shops are shut down. Sad to hear that. Pre-made dishes might not be fresh. At least they are fixing it now.
Erinome: Yeah, food safety is super important. Let's talk about tech news. Moon's Dark Side Kimi's valuation rises to 18 billion US dollars, quadrupling in less than 3 months. It's said a new round of 1 billion US dollars financing is ongoing. Wow! That's a huge jump. Kimi must be doing really well these days, haha.
Enceladus: Right? Tech companies grow so fast sometimes. Now, sports news! Women's Asian Cup: China team beats Chinese Taipei team 2-0 in extra time, advances to semi-finals and gets a spot in the 2027 Brazil Women's World Cup directly. Yay! So proud of the Chinese women's team! They worked hard, you know that?
Erinome: Totally! They never give up. Next, Apple announced: starting from the 15th, it will lower the commission rate for China's App Store. The standard commission rate will drop from 30% to 25%. Um, that's good news for app developers, right? They can get more money now.
Enceladus: I think so! Developers will be happy. Then, Customs总署 (Haiguan Zongshu) announced: starting April 1st, cross-border e-commerce returns no longer need to "detour"—products can be returned across customs areas nationwide. That's convenient! So returning things bought online from other countries will be easier now.
Erinome: Finally, foreign media says the White House plans to build an "underground center" to provide security checks for visitors, expected to be in use by 2028. An underground center for security checks? That sounds like a big project. Hope it makes things safer.
Enceladus: Maybe! Okay, that's it for today's news. Thanks for listening, everyone. Let's talk again next time! Bye!
Erinome: Bye!


恩克拉多斯:大家好!我们先来看第一条。财政部表示,2026年全国社会保险基金预算收入为130890.39亿元,同比增长3.9%。哇,这个数字也太大了!增长3.9%,对社保来说应该是个好消息吧?
艾琳诺米:是啊,社保关系到大家的生活。基金收入增长,意味着大家能得到的保障可能会更好。
接下来,税务专家李旭红表示,我国将逐步扩大个人所得税综合征收范围,最终实现综合与分类相结合的税制更加彻底。也就是说,个税要改革了,可能会有更多劳动者纳入综合计税,对很多上班族都会有影响。
恩克拉多斯:希望对每个人都公平吧。
再来看出行方面的消息:很多平台在低价机票上玩“小字加价”,通过默认勾选的方式,让大家在不知不觉中多花钱。这也太不地道了!所以我们买机票的时候,一定要仔细看清楚,对吧?
艾琳诺米:没错!千万别被这些“默认附加费”给坑了。
接下来,两部门将重拳整治珠宝玉石领域突出问题,重点打击“假证书、假机构、假产品、假网站”。太好了!假货太坑消费者了,希望这次整治能让大家买到真东西。
恩克拉多斯:那是肯定的,谁都不想花钱买假货。
广西桂林一家30平米的小店,开了10个摊位搞成美食档口,外卖骑手透露,大部分卖的都是预制菜。相关部门已经通报:该店停业整改,相关线上店铺也已关停。挺让人揪心的,预制菜可能不够新鲜,好在现在已经在处理了。
艾琳诺米:对啊,食品安全太重要了。
我们来看科技新闻:月之暗面Kimi估值涨到180亿美元,不到3个月翻了4倍,据说新一轮10亿美元融资正在进行中。哇,涨得也太快了!Kimi最近确实太火了,哈哈。
恩克拉多斯:可不是嘛,科技公司有时候增长速度惊人。
体育快讯!女足亚洲杯:中国队加时赛2比0击败中国台北队,晋级半决赛,同时直接拿到2027年巴西女足世界杯的参赛资格。太棒了!真为中国女足骄傲,她们真的很拼。
艾琳诺米:那必须的,她们从不轻言放弃。
接下来,苹果宣布:从15日开始,下调中国区App Store佣金比例,标准佣金从30%降至25%。这对APP开发者来说是好消息,他们能多赚点了。
恩克拉多斯:应该是,开发者们肯定很开心。
海关总署宣布:4月1日起,跨境电商退货不再“绕道走”,全国范围内可实现跨关区退货。太方便了!以后海淘退货会简单很多。
艾琳诺米:最后一条,外媒消息:白宫计划修建一个“地下安检中心”,用于访客安检,预计2028年投入使用。地下安检中心?听起来是个大工程,希望能让安全更有保障。
恩克拉多斯:有可能吧。
好啦,今天的新闻就到这里,感谢大家收听,我们下期再见!拜拜!
艾琳诺米:再见!