86 A Clever boy

A young boy is playing with a ball in the street. He kicks it too hard, and it breaks the window of a house and falls inside. A lady comes to the window with the ball and shouts at the young boy. So the young boy runs away, but he still wants his ball back, Afew minutes later he returns and knocks at the door of the house. When the ladyanswers it, he says, " My father's going to come and fix your window very soon.After a few more minutes, a man comes to the door with tools in his hand. So thelady lets the boy take his ball away.

When the man finishes fixing the window, he says to the lady, "That will cost you ten dollars."

"But aren't you the father of that young boy? " the woman asks."Of course not,"He answers." Aren't you his mother?"