90."Fly" Soup

Jim is very hungry. He is walking down the street when he sees a restaurant. He doesn't have any money, but he goes into the restaurant and sits down at a table. He orders some soup.

After a while, Jim cries, "Waiter! " The waiter comes up to him. " There's a fly in my soup. "He pointsto a speck in the soup. "It's impossible, " says the waiter."It's black pepper! "

"No, " Jim says, "The little black speck with wings is a fly. The other people in the restaurant comeover. The manager hears the voice and comes up to the table. "I find a fly in my soup." "It's impossible" the manager says."Look," Jim shows him the fly with the spoon.

"Well, I'm very sorry, sir. Waiter, bring this gentleman a steak dinner and wine. "So the waiterbrings him a good dinner.

At that moment, a box falls from Jim's pocket. The manager picks it up and opens it. What's in it? Abox of flies. He is very angry. He turns to Jim, "you are a big fool. Get out of my restaurant at once! "