老友记第三季第21集 Chandler: I know.See,yes.That's Jasmine Bleeth. She's a completely different kind of chick.I love you both. But in very different ways. Joey: Hey! Chandler: Hey! Joey: Oh. Ahh! What are you doing?! I thought you were gonna take her back to the store today. Chandler: I did! But the store wouldn't take her back! So then I took her to the shelter, and you know what I found out? If they can't find a home for her, they kill her! And I'm not gonna let that happen to little Jasmine! Joey: Okay,good,good,good,'cause,good, cause I was kinda having second thoughts too. Chandler: Okay.And it's not just chicks y'know? It's all kinds of other animals! Joey: That's horrible! Well,you did the right thing man.

老友记第三季第17集 Joey: Hey,does anybody else feel bad about Ross? Monica: Why?Do you think he's still mad at us? Chandler: Well he's probably more mad since you called him this morning to borrow his goggles. Joey: What? Mine aren't tinted. Phoebe: Chandler! Chandler: What? Phoebe: What does the sign say? Chandler: Beam me up Jesus. Phoebe: No, the "No Smoking" sign.There's no smoking in my Grandmother's cab. Chandler: Okay, well, then, l have to go to the bathroom. All:Oh! Phoebe:Please! Monica: No! No unscheduled stops.You can go when we stop for gas. Chandler: Oh,come on,there's a rest stop right up there! Come on, I really have to gooo......o. Joey: Oh, now I have to go!

老友记第三季第九集 Monica: Losers walk! Ross: Yeah,losers talk! Chandler: No,no,no,actually losers rhyme. Twenty-three! Seventy-four! You wanna go shotgun? Ross: Yeah! Chandler: Hike! Monica and Joey: One-Mississippi. Two-Mississippi. Three-Mississippi. Rachel: Over here! I almost caught that one! Chandler: Great! Now,the score is 7 to almost 7. Ross:Okay,this play，I want you to do a down and out to the right. Okay. Break! Rachel: Wait,what am I gonna do? Ross: You,you go long. Rachel: Wait,how long? Ross: Until we start to look very small.

How often do I practice English? Well, actually, I practice English with AI for about 30 minutes every day. I also watch Friends for ten minutes and post an English program here every single day. Sometimes I'll chat with a real person online for about an hour. So I spend around two hours each day practicing English. I think we should focus on one goal each year. You know, our energy is limited. So it's better to chase one goal at a time. When I achieve one goal, then I set another. You know the "10,000-hour rule"? According to this rule, it takes about 10,000 hours of practice to become a world-class expert in something.

第三季第16集 Ross: I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry. I was disgusted with myself, and this morning I was so, I was so upset and then I got your message and I was so happy, and all I wanted was to get her out of my apartment as fast as possible. Rachel: Whoa! Wait a minute. What time did your little friend leave? Oh my God. She was in there, when I was in there? Ross: Listen. Oh hey, hey, the important thing is she meant, she meant nothing to me! Rachel: And yet she was worth jeopardizing our relationship! Ross: Look, I didn't think there was a relationship to jeopardize. I thought we were broken up. Rachel: We were on a break! Ross: That, for all I knew would, could last forever. That to me is a break-up. Rachel: You think you're gonna get out of this on a technicality?

Do you know why I'm learning English? Because I want to sell my products overseas. You know, I'm a handicraft artisan. I have been making miniature figurines by hand for sixteen years. Actually, I've been selling my products overseas for many years. But I've only sold them online — not face to face. And I haven't used social media or done any live streaming yet. I want to take my English to the next level so I can sell my products on live streams. And maybe one day, I can even teach foreigners how to create miniature figurines! And as you know, I'm a psychological counselor. And maybe one day, I could also carry a piece of Eastern wisdom across the ocean. Who knows?

第三季第14集 Leslie: I don't do that anymore.I got kinda sick of it,and then I couldn't come up with anything good,so they fired me. Phoebe: Hmm,bummer. Leslie: Well,I y'know, I was just, umm,I was just thinking and just hoping, that umm, maybe you'd want to get back together? Phoebe: No.But thanks. Leslie: Aw come on Phoebe, would you just think about it? Phoebe: Okay. No.But thanks. Leslie: Okay, ah, see ya Pheebs. Joey: Wow,that was kinda brutal. Phoebe: Well okay, let this be a lesson to all of you, allright. Once you, once you betray me,I become like the ice woman, you know. I'm just very cold, hard, unyielding, y'know, nothing, nothing can penetrate this icy exterior. Can I have a tissue, please?

第三季第五集 Phoebe: Oh,oh! Frank: What? Phoebe: Yeah,I know what I want to ask you. Um, can you roll your tongue? Because I can, and my Mom couldn't, and I thought y'know, I figured that was something I got from our Dad. Frank: What, wait, you mean like this? Phoebe: Yeah,yeah.You can do it too. Yeah! Frank: You're not doing it. Phoebe: Oh right. Okay, yeah, my Mom could, and I can't. We don't have that..in common Frank: When's your birthday? Phoebe: February 16th. Frank: I know a guy who's the 18th. Phoebe: That's close. When's yours? Frank: October 25th. Phoebe: That's the same month as Halloween. So,um,what kind of things do you like to do at home? Frank:Melt stuff.

第三季第一集 Janice: So, I hear, you hate me! Joey: I, ah, I never said hate. I was very careful about that. Janice: A little birdie told me something about you wanting to rip your arm off and throw it at me. Joey: And you got a "hate" from that? You're taking a big leap there... Janice: All right, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, we've got to do something about our little situation here Joey. So, this is my idea: you and me spending some quality time together. Joey: But what does that gonna do.with me? Janice: For Chandler! Joey: Okay. I'm in. Janice: Okay.All right.This is what we're gonna call it "Joey and Janice's DAY OF FUN!" Joey: Does it have to be a whole day? Janice: Yes,because that's how long it takes to love me. Joey: Yeah,I know,I sleep in the next room.

第二季第22集 Monica: Dr. Greene. Oh my God it's Rachel's dad. What're you doing here? Dr. Greene: What? The father can't drop by to see the daughter on her birthday? Monica: No no,the father can,but um,since I am the roommate I can tell you that she's not here and I'll pass along the message, OK. So bye-bye. Dr. Greene: Ohhh,you're having a party. Monica: No, no, not a party.Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows. Um, this is Phoebe and Chandler and Joey. Dr Greene: I'll never remember all of that. So uh,what's the deal? Rachel comes home, people pop out and yell stuff. Is that it? Chandler: This isn't your first surprise party, is it sir? Mrs. Greene: Hi Monica. Monica: Chinese menu guy. Forgot the menus. Chandler: So,basically just a Chinese guy.

第二季第九集 Phoebe: Happy Christmas Eve. Oh my God, where did you get this? Ross: Uh,Macy's,third floor, home furnishings. Phoebe: This is my father.This is a picture of my dad. Chandler: Nah, Pheebs, that's the guy that comes in the frame. Phoebe: No it isn't, this is my dad. Alright, I'll show you. Rachel: Phoebe,I thought your dad was in prison. Phoebe: No, that's my stepdad. My real dad's the one that ran out on us before I was born. Rachel: How have you never been on Oprah? Phoebe: OK, look, this is him. My mother gave me this picture before she died. Same guy. Monica: Honey, uh, this is a picture of the frame guy posing in front of a bright blue screen with a collie. Phoebe: It's not a blue screen...it's just, maybe it was just really clear that day. OK, I have to talk to my grandmother.

My dog had surgery several days ago. I took him outside and he couldn't pee, but I didn't realize that was a problem. Because he always peed a little, just to mark his spot. At night, he started yelling at me. He went to his toilet many times, but only peed a little bit. Then I searched online and found out this is a serious and urgent thing. So I took him to the hospital immediately. The doctor said there were many stones in his bladder. We had to do surgery right away. Oh my god, that scared me. It was the first time I signed a surgery agreement. The surgery went well and took two hours. Finally, my dog was back. Thank god! I'm so happy! But I need to take care of him for the next ten days, and I'll take him to have the stitches removed after that. So this year I can't go back home for the Spring Festival. I returned my ticket. My dog has accompanied me for eight years. I adopted him when he was three months old. We have spent so many wonderful times. He means a lot to me. So I don't want to put him in a pet hotel. I'm afraid his wound might reopen or get infected. So I decided to take good care of him myself instead. It's okay. I will go back home after he recovers.

第二季第19集 Chandler: Hey Eddie.Daahh! What're you doing here? Eddie: Nothing roomie,just watching you sleep. Chandler: Why? Eddie: Makes me feel um,peaceful, please. Eddie: You want me to sing? Chandler: I can't sleep now. Chandler: No,look, that's it, it's over. I want you out.I want you out of the apartment now. Eddie: Woah, woah, woah, what're, what're you talking about man? Chandler: Hannibal Lecter...better roommate than you. Eddie: No. See now I don't think you're being fair. I mean one night you see me and you get scared, I mean, what about all the other nights when you don't see me, huh? What about last night when you went and got a drink of water and I was nice enough to hide behind the door, what's that about, huh? Chandler: I didn't realize that.

第二季第17集 Chandler: So uhh,how's the palace? Joey: You know it's funny you should mention that 'cause I was thinking...what's with the boxes? Chandler: Oh,uhh,actually I uh,have some news. Eddie: Hey Chan,is that Joey guy gonna come by and pick up his moose hat or should I just toss it out? Chandler: Well,uh,why don't you ask him yourself? Joey, this is my new roommate Eddie. Eddie:Nice to meet ya. Joey: Likewise.Uh,Ill take that. It's what I came for. So,this is new. Where'd you two meet? Eddie: At the uh,supermarket,in the uh,ethnic food section. I helped him pick out a chorizo. Joey: Wow. Chandler: Well you know,we got to talking and uh,he said he needed a place and I had a spare room.

第二季第15集 Monica: Oh, you're a grandpa. Richard: Yeah. Monica: Are we nuts here? Richard: I don't know,maybe. Monica: I mean I'm dating a man whose pool l once peed in. Richard: I didn't need to know that. Monica: I guess 21 years is a lot. Richard: I mean,hell,I'm a whole person who can drink older than you. Monica: Yeah. Richard: So... Monica: So maybe we should just... Richard: Yeah,yeah,maybe. Monica: Wow,this really sucks. Richard: Yeah,it sure does. Monica: Well, we don't really have to decide anything right now,do we? Richard: No,no,there's no rush or anything.